{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Elbowglitter","provider_url":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog","author_name":"Megan","author_url":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/author\/megan\/","title":"The Universe Conspires Against Me - Elbowglitter","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"H0Cwx3f4H2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/12\/the-universe-conspires-against-me\/\">The Universe Conspires Against Me<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/12\/the-universe-conspires-against-me\/embed\/#?secret=H0Cwx3f4H2\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Universe Conspires Against Me&#8221; &#8212; Elbowglitter\" data-secret=\"H0Cwx3f4H2\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Among some triathletes, there seems to be a superstition that as your race approaches, the universe tries to make things difficult for you. If you&#8217;ve seen or read 11\/22\/63, you know what I mean. \u00a0(If you haven&#8217;t, stop what you&#8217;re doing right now and go read\/watch. \u00a0Seriously.) So even though my race is over a [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/lucky_charm_1471009303-300x263.jpg"}