{"id":1222,"date":"2013-01-05T12:06:38","date_gmt":"2013-01-05T17:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2013-01-05T12:07:40","modified_gmt":"2013-01-05T17:07:40","slug":"i-am-a-terrible-packer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/05\/i-am-a-terrible-packer\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a terrible packer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this on Twitter earlier, but here is an example of my terrible packing skills.\u00a0 No, the cat isn&#8217;t going along.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-05_08-41-41_294.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"2013-01-05_08-41-41_294.jpg\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/wpid-2013-01-05_08-41-41_294.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In my defense, I&#8217;m going to be gone 10 days. \u00a0But still.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I posted this on Twitter earlier, but here is an example of my terrible packing skills.\u00a0 No, the cat isn&#8217;t going along. 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