{"id":2367,"date":"2013-10-31T08:17:21","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T12:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2013-10-31T08:17:21","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T12:17:21","slug":"humbug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/31\/humbug\/","title":{"rendered":"Humbug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a kid, I loved Halloween.\u00a0 What kid doesn&#8217;t?\u00a0 But once I outgrew Mom making my costumes, I sort of fell out of love with the holiday.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t big on it in college, and it&#8217;s still not really my thing now.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been years since I dressed up, and it&#8217;s just not my thing.<\/p>\n<p>When I moved into my first place post-college, I was all ready for trick-or-treaters. 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