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I love going through my search terms and seeing how people are finding my site.\u00a0 For the most part, it makes sense.\u00a0 People looking for particular race information, reviews of something I’ve written about, etc.\u00a0 Lots of searches for post-workout headache advice.<\/a>\u00a0 But then there are the outliers.\u00a0 And they are always enjoyable.\u00a0 Some recent highlights:<\/p>\n

A number of people found my site searching for should i skip swim practice<\/strong>.\u00a0 My coach would say no.\u00a0 Unless you are bleeding or dying.\u00a0 Or there is lightning.<\/p>\n

lifetime indoor tri wetsuit<\/strong> – No.\u00a0 Do not wear a wetsuit at an indoor triathlon.\u00a0 Ever.<\/p>\n

xl curvy babes<\/strong> – Sorry, yo.\u00a0 Not that sort of site.\u00a0 But every so often, there are pictures of me in spandex, so…<\/p>\n

iron girl columbia 2014 is it hilly<\/strong> – Depends on your definition of hilly.\u00a0 But yes.<\/p>\n

boob kirma<\/strong> – I had to google this one and then regretted it.\u00a0 I am not a porn star.<\/p>\n

i can untie my shoes<\/strong> – Good job you?<\/p>\n

can i get jock itch and blisters from not changing underwear<\/strong> – Yes.\u00a0 Also, that’s gross.<\/p>\n

stronger jeff bauman sparknotes<\/strong> – Seriously?\u00a0 Read the damn book.<\/p>\n

is fat shaming okay – <\/strong>You have to ask this?
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I love going through my search terms and seeing how people are finding my site.\u00a0 For the most part, it makes sense.\u00a0 People looking for particular race information, reviews of something I’ve written about, etc.\u00a0 Lots of searches for post-workout headache advice.\u00a0 But then there are the outliers.\u00a0 And they are always enjoyable.\u00a0 Some recent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nSearch Terms Of Late - 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