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Today’s Holidailies<\/a> prompt is “Your Most Memorable Feast.”<\/p>\n

I like food.\u00a0 A lot.\u00a0 I can’t say that I’ve had any super fancy feasts though.\u00a0 But the one that immediately springs to mind involves Turducken.<\/p>\n

Yes.\u00a0 Turducken.\u00a0 Concentric poultry, as my friends like to call it.<\/p>\n

During college, Turducken somehow became a running joke among my group of friends.\u00a0 I’m not sure why, and I don’t even remember what the joke was at this point.\u00a0 Either way, we were always referring to Turducken, though none of us had actually eaten it before.\u00a0 Clearly, that was a problem that needed to be rectified.<\/p>\n

I think Mary Beth did the ordering.\u00a0 I’m not sure of the process, but I know that one day, a styrofoam box appeared in front of her door.\u00a0 We were fascinated by the idea that you could get meat\u00a0mailed to you.<\/p>\n

Next came the actual feasting.\u00a0 Of course, we couldn’t just eat Turducken – we also needed a side salad.\u00a0 Some greens to go with our meat so maybe our arteries wouldn’t totally clog up upon consumption of concentric poultry.\u00a0 So we bought salad.\u00a0 And stole salad dressing from the dining hall.\u00a0 This was again a Mary Beth tactic – she filled ziplocs with salad dressing, stuck them in her coat pockets, and the dining hall monitors were none the wiser.\u00a0 Unless they read this blog, of course.<\/p>\n

Sadly, for me, at least, the Turducken didn’t live up to the hype.\u00a0 I think maybe I just don’t like duck.\u00a0 Or maybe I don’t like giant slabs of concentric poultry.\u00a0 But even so, it was definitely a ridiculous adventure.\u00a0 And it taught me to never make a joke out of meat.\u00a0 I might just end up having to eat my words.<\/p>\n

Step one was procuring the delicious meat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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