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One of the fun things about having a blog is seeing what search terms people use to find your blog. \u00a0A lot of people who find my blog find it searching for runDisney or various race reviews, but there are always random ones that make me laugh.<\/p>\n

“Sparkly feeling in elbow”<\/strong> – I love that this brought someone to elbowglitter.com. \u00a0But I’m sorry, that’s probably not confetti in your elbow. \u00a0It’s probably from hitting your funny bone. \u00a0Which really isn’t all that funny at all. \u00a0I promise, elbowglitter is way more fun than hitting your funny bone.<\/p>\n

“old ladies in the locker room”<\/strong> – I worry that this person was looking for something untoward. \u00a0Yikes.<\/p>\n

“does epsom salt work for chafing”<\/strong> – Work to do what? \u00a0Have you ever heard the phrase “pouring salt in an open wound?” \u00a0Yeah, that’s what I think epsom salts would do to a chafed spot. \u00a0It would be painful and excruciating and please don’t do it.<\/p>\n

“caterpillar crisis 2013”<\/strong> – Too many caterpillars? \u00a0Not enough? \u00a0I don’t know what this means. \u00a0But I’m pretty sure it looks like this.<\/p>\n

\"HeimlichScream\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Source<\/a>. \u00a0Poor Heimlich.<\/p>\n

“when is a person a real runner”<\/strong> – Well, my opinion is that the day you realize that you actually want to go out on a run, that’s when you’re a runner. \u00a0Or maybe it’s when you get your first runner’s high. \u00a0Or maybe it’s the day you finish a race with a smile. \u00a0I think you’re a real runner when you feel like a real runner.<\/p>\n

I still don’t know what the person looking for the caterpillar crisis info found when they hit my blog. \u00a0But I hope they’re still reading.<\/p>\n

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