{"id":2718,"date":"2014-04-01T11:16:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T15:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/?p=2718"},"modified":"2014-04-01T11:16:14","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T15:16:14","slug":"not-foolin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elbowglitter.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/01\/not-foolin\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Foolin’"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m always careful to not reveal any new info on April Fools’ Day.\u00a0 So many hilarious blog posts out there.\u00a0 And though she doesn’t seem to do it anymore, I still have fond memories of Carrie’s<\/a> April Fools’ posts, particularly one about a Got Milk tattoo while she was still breastfeeding her son.<\/p>\n

Need a laugh?\u00a0 Check out how to make your photos more +Hoffsome<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And there are some hilarious race-related posts out there for the holiday.\u00a0 Though I have to admit, I’m disappointed in just how many people believed them.\u00a0 Sorry, folks, Harrison Ford is not going to come run a race with you, no matter how much you want him to.<\/p>\n

In general though, I’m not the biggest fan of April Fools’ Day.\u00a0 I’ve never enjoyed humor at another person’s expense.\u00a0 I don’t like when radio stations do prank phone calls (the local morning show’s habit of catching cheaters is awesome, however).\u00a0 I don’t like practical jokes where one person looks embarrassed while others laugh.\u00a0 I don’t like shows like Punk’d.<\/p>\n

Maybe I’m just an old fuddy duddy, but when I see things like that, I always feel embarrassed for the pranked person.\u00a0 It’s just not funny.<\/p>\n

But check out the internet today.\u00a0 The new Mr. Beard<\/a> machine looks cool. Or how about the HTC Gluuv<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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